uncertainty

So yeah, not entirely sure how this all works.  I've never had a blog before, so I'm not familiar with the format or anything of that nature.  I guess I'll go ahead and throw some crap at the wall and see what, if anything, sticks.

You might be wondering to yourself, why "thee Onus".  Well, "The Onus" was taken, why else.  That, and I think Onus is a cool word.  Sounds similar to anus, but the definitions couldn't be any more different:

• Anus: The opening at the end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste matter leaves the body.
• Onus: Used to refer to something that is one's duty or responsibility.  

See, very different.  Damn near impossible to confuse for one another.  I mean, has your boss ever come up to you and said: "With the deadline looming, the anus is on you to finish up the presentation for our international clients"?  Doubtful.

Ok, so I'll get into a bit of my background later on, but first, let me tell you what I'll be focusing on when updating my "blog":

• sports
• cars
• gadgets/technology
• movies/television

Those are four of my biggest interests, so why not share them with you.

Before I finish up for now, let me ask you one thing.  What is Dwight Schrute's middle name?

More to follow....